Camden Markets & the Shumag!

Dressing “arab” is now a subversive culture! Slowly becoming a consumable.

I went to the ever famous Camden Markets in Camden. Coolest place ever, made me like London all over again since this place sux when I realise that I have work again.

But I am noticing people wearning the Shumag. I thought that it was a joke, this gay guy was walking down the street with one wrapped around his neck. What the hell? Is this the new “pink shirt“. This is so dumb, I don’t even think they realise what they’re wearing. It is like the “che gueverra” t-shirts. And if they do, and still wear it (even the girls) they’re just as stupid because they’re obviously trying to defy norms or whatever. No you’re not. You’re tossers.

It says, “desert scarf”, bloody idiots. If you are like Arab, please punch these people out.

Camden Markets

This place is like a gigantic paddys mixed with Newtown, but like a million times better. All the freaks in London are here, skaties, punks (not goths), French tourists (heaps) and all the other sub-cultures of western society. The people here are generally good looking (except the punks) and there are no black people. I was trying to wonder why there are no black people in Camden Markets. But then I realised that the clothes here were quite expensive. Then I was wondering what the hell I was doing there. Ah ha ha.

Those are french girls sitting there, and the girl in the green is an Indian girl with a white guy. Lots of Indian girls tend to be paired up with white guys. Well, for guys here, it is either fat pale white freaken ugly women or passive indian cooks.

The place sort of reminds me of what Redfern used to look like in the early 90s. The shops are pretty cool. It literally took me 3-4 hours of wandering the stores. I didn’t find anything interesting until the op-shops which had clothes from the 70s. I was not paying bloody 45 pounds for a used jacked thank you. I could buy a cheap hooker for that. A student informed me that it is actually 10 pounds.

Lots of different types of street meat. I was not game enough to try it at all. I could smell all the festering bacteria, but if you’re in for a quick and cheap fix of food, eat here. I personally dislike the taste of the chinese food, but the Londoners love it.

This store had all this stuff for goths. If you wanted to be a goth, I am sure there is some experienced stores person to show you how to be.

And finally, something that is good for your skin. I heard lots of vitamins as well. For uncircumsised men it is also a factory for dick cheese.