Lindt Cafe, Infernos & The Establishment (edit: I got the name mother fuckers)

More Food in Sydney – I seriously miss good food!!!

I’m actually listening to Bachelor Girl while writing this (and watching that nose of the lead singer), I’m such a loser ah ha ha – having to resort to nostalgic reminders of crappy Australian music that I can sing to. But I needed to post the food that I ate in Sydney to make a point. The food in this country is fukn miles ahead of the diarrhea that they call food here in London. And look how much more presentable it is. Met up with the sexy bitch of a lawyer Parisa – she took me to a place near her work, it’s fucking me up that I forgot the name …

The place I reckon was quite swanky, and I was wearing a yellow jumper with the “desert scarf” (ah ha ha ha) – and when I odered my food, the waiter was like, “You do know that the pasta you ordered is cold?” – Mother fucker, it’s a god damn salad I know bitch. Typing that made me realised just how gay it was to order a pasta salad. But it was nice.

She then took me to Lindt. Oh my god, this was the best idea in the world. Be careful though, as nice as the stuff is, don’t order too much of the chocolate anything because it is so sweet. You need water (again, swanky sort of place, I totally don’t suit it – not unless I am in my geeky shirt and tie I usually wear to work).

Best Moccha in the world, rivals the one I normally have in Manly. And the chocolate chips are fukn awesome on the top.

Salmon I ordered at Infernos, when Maz & I (as well as my cousin who is also from the same yahudi hating organisation) met up at the Mac Centre in North Ryde. The food is normal there, compared to the rest of Sydney (but like I said, miles ahead of London food) and it is heaps cheaper as well. They were organising their wmd’s and where to aim them, they’re were utilising both their limitless resources to mount an attack. ASIO on whatever country was supposed to be pissing their religiion off (I think Denmark may still be on their list).