Port Douglas & Crocodile Meat and Race Mixing

Beaches bitches!

Do I still call Australia home? From old London town to Rome? Corny?

Pure and simply, the beaches have to be one of the major reasons I have returned to my Island Home (not the Philippines damn you!!!). European beaches aren’t like this, especially in England. Philippines does have beaches like this, but Australia has white people.

Also, Australia tends to have those half breeds. Usually old white men, marrying some young asian woman. Half breeds are always interesting to look at, cos you always have an either/or. Either they’re extremely good looking gods, or they’ve been smacked in the face with many different types of shovels. They can inherit all the good genetics, or ones that make them look like mutants. God either blesses them, or curses their ugly ass into hell.

E.g Some white people get really long noses, and filipinos have really wide and flat noses. I feel sorry for the unfortunate half breed that inherits the wide nose, and elongated snoz. So what happens is some fillos marry into whiter races that can improve them. Fillos have smaller tits and no ass, so they marry Italians who have gigantic tits and ass. So the fillo hopes to god that their children don’t inherit the nose. Filipinos who are dark will marry the pale ass Europeans, and hope to god that their children don’t turn out hairy. Most of these decisions are influenced by citizenship.

One of my bogan white rellos (he’s eight) came up to me and said, “You got a flat nose” – stupid shit, pointing out my insecurities – I looked at him and said, “and you’ve got a pointy nose” (and fukn dirty feet). I have half-breed cousins that don’t look fillo, and are so derro that they look like the kids on the news that throw rocks at trains, or the dirty looking ones I used to teach at sevo. (BTW people apparently steal the vinegar to put on their chips, only one race of people are stupid enough to do that – because the vinegar is dyed blue).

Speaking of chips, I had Croc & Chips for dinner. $36!!! It was like very dry, tough chicken. So not worth it.