Beaulieu sur Mer (meaning = beautiful place on the beach).

Leaving Passports & Wallets on Beaches

As I have stated in a previous post, my hostel sucked ass. There was absolutely no security, anyone could walk into our room and there were no lockers. So I took all my personals with me. Now that obviously became a problem when swimming. To be honest, I really didn’t have a problem leaving all the valuables on the beach, because the areas I was swimming in were quite affluent and only french. In Nice hell yeah I had a problem leaving my shit, because of one major factor – where there are tourists, there are the dreaded ethnics. When there are ethnics around, your ass is going to get robbed. When there are ethnics around, there are always fat white men lurking nearby. But at Beaulieu sur Mer to Monaco, there are no ethnics = safe beach. If there were a beach at Mt Driutt, I wouldn’t even bring my Haviannas.  It was great that the french at these beaches were polite enough not to react to my sudden presence of ethnicity. Gotta luv them.

As you can see, the place is freaken beautiful. I think people know the Cote d’Azur to only be about beaches, but it’s seriously the beaches+mountains that makes this place perfect. Also, the lack of waves means that you can actually watch your shit without too much trouble (yes, I was still watching my bag from a distance, but part of me wouldn’t mind getting stuck in France).

Though I will admit that the area around the trainstation was a bit crappy, the crappiness only lasted a couple of minutes – but it’s not the station you’re going for anyway. There seems to be some sight seeing in the city, but I honestly couldn’t give a fuck about Catholic Churches right now, that’s right – I fuckn said it.

As you can see, richness all around you. And by richness I mean money. And by money I mean get down on your knees and beg … that so didn’t happen. WHY!! WHYYYY!!!

You can see the mansions built onto the mountain, facing the mediteranian. I know brangelina is in there somewhere, but they’re immune to my jewdar as neither are jews, and ethnics can’t really walk too far into the town without looking extremely out of place. The only ethnics that seem to be able to move seamlessly through the town are the ethnic women (mostly filipinas) who are cleaners.

The beach was awesome. Got some shut eye as well. I could float easily in the water (that may just be my fat). With all the beaches in the Cote d’Azur, there is a massive drop off within the first 2-3 meters, you could sink and never reach the bottom. Also, no fat old white men stalking, except this wierd german man who was staring at me for a while. He looked cannibalistic though. “Asshole, keep looking cos I don’t fucking taste like chocolate!”